Poor Harvey 🩸

You need cash—fast. We're talking a cool $25,000 or your ticker's getting ticketed. But look who's manning a rickety roadside stall: HARVEY. H. HARVINGTON!

This wide-eyed sweetheart is ready to PAY YOU for every single click on his soft squishy self.

$1 for a tap? EASY.

Double it with a pin-prick!

Quadruple it with a hammer smash!

SKY'S THE LIMIT—your greed, his pain, exponential profits!

He's got the biggest heart (and the worst luck). The more you maul him, the more he forks over—straight into your surgery fund. Three endings, 30+ minutes of pastel-pink pain, and an original banger that slaps harder than your scissors.

But remember, buddy:

‣ He's not a boss fight—he's a bleeding soul who only wanted to spread sunshine.
‣ Every crunch of bone and fountain of pixel blood is another brick in the mansion of your guilt.
‣ Your sanity meter? Plummeting. His life-force bar? Circling the drain. But hey, MONEY!!!

So grab your clicker finger, holster those moral qualms, and ring up the register on Harvey's misery—just don't forget the flashing-lights warning (photosensitive pals, beware)!

Download BLOODMONEY! now and discover exactly how far you'll go to ruin the nicest guy on Route 666—for science, for surgery, for CASH!